Top 25 Funny Dialogues in Bollywood Movies
If you’re a Bollywood fan, you would have surely heard most of these one-liners a million times!
1. Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do…..
This dialogue has been used by the heroine in every movie which had a scene where the heroine was abducted by bad men
Movie: Aradhana
Star: Sharmila Tagore
2. Itni achi cheez bhagwan ke liye chod doon. Kabhi nahin!
This comes as a reply by the villain Prem Chopra to heroine’s plea – “Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chod do….”
3. Main Tumhare Bacche Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon..
Whenever the heroine was dumped by the hero after a passionate night or the hero had to marry someone else, then the best way to take the script ahead was to get the heroine pregnant.
4. Bhai tum sign karoge ya nahi…
Star: Shashi Kapoor
Movie: Deewar
5. Kutte Kameene main tera khoon pee jaaoonga
Star: Dharmendra
6. Ek ek ko chun chun k maaronga
7. Kitne aadmi the..
Star: Amjad Khan
Movie: Sholay
8. Bhagwan maine aaj tak tumse kuch nhi maanga..
This dialogue is the most melodramatic of all. When the mother/ hero/ heroine had no other option left in the world to save themselves or their loved ones, they turned to God and blackmailed him with this line! :-D )
9. Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?
When the hero’s mom had lost all hope from her son, she would invariably deliver this dialogue.
10. Itna Sannata Kyun hai Bhai?
11. Ab inhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zaroorat hai…..
12. Kyun thak rahe ho..
Movie: Housefull 2
Star: Akshay Kumar
13. Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti.
14. Dosti ki hai, nibhani to padegi
Movie: Maine Pyar Kiya
15. Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai Kuttay!!
16. Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.
Movie: GOLMAL 3
17. Jo main bolta hoon woh mein karta hoon, joh mein nahi bolta.. woh main definitely karta hoon!
Movie: Rowdy Rathore
18. Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat, tum kya jaano Ramesh babu
Star: Deepika Padukone
Movie: Om Shanti Om
19. Teen cheezon ko kabhi underestimate mat karna ……. I ME & Myself.
Star: Salman Khan
Movie: Ready
20. Aap purush hi nahi … mahapurush hai!
Movie: Andaz Apna Apna
21. Draupadi teri akele ki nahi hai … hum sab shareholder hain
Movie: Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron
22. Hum tumpe itne chhed karenge, ki confuje ho jaooge saas kaha se le aur paade kaha se”
Star: Salman Khan
Movie: Dabangg
23. Thappad se darr nhi lagta sahib, pyaar se lagta hai..
24. Bhabhi hogi teri aur shadi hogi meri
Movie: Andaz Apna Apna
25. When you can’t change the girl … change the girl
Movie: Chashme Baddoor
Star: Divyendu Sharma
Star: Divyendu Sharma
