Pati Aur Patni Ke Latest Chutkule
हिन्दी चुटकुले
Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi thi...
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Itne main us ka
husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne
laga..
Ladki - Maar saale Ko
Apni biwi Ghumaata nahi hai,
Aur dusro
ki biwi Gumaane le aata hai...
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(itne me Boy Friend josh me
husband ko marne laga)
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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud
Ghumaane le jata hai,
na kisi aur ko Ghumaane deta hai..
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Wife : tumne mujhe shadi se pehle qu nhi btaya ki
tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife hai...
Hussband : mene shadi se phle btaya to tha k me
tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.
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Patni : Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Pati : Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga
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Patni ne Pati se poocha - Agar main kho gayi to tum
kya karoge?
Pati ne javab diya , main advertise dunga ki jahan bhi
raho khush raho…
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